Two hats is the new multiple popped collars.

Lol, I too am fixated on this

the old school, thick-skinned comedian mindset (AKA “fuck em if they can’t take a joke”) strikes again. “Back in the 70's if I said you had nice tits, no one EVER got mad at me!” Times change buddy, unlike some comedians.

I just... what? What a shitty defense. If HR comes to you THREE YEARS in a ROW and tells you you’re the problem, why double down with “well I didn’t physically hurt anyone”??? Ugh. 

“Colson Baker” is the real name of Machine Gun Kelly

Edgy because I think Spain isn’t in Latin America?

“He formed the First National Band the same year. When that group called it quits in 1972, he then formed The Second National Band.”

As someone who lives in a very Red part of suburban Lawn Guyland, you ain’t kidding. To say nothing of the folks in upstate NY where I’ve actually seen a fucking confederate flag.

It’s just that typically the phrase accusing/stating that someone is a “Red State [x]” carries the connotation that the person in question is from a red state, exemplifying the stereotypical values of that state. Ergo, Dr. Memory’s saying that Trump cannot be a red state predator as he is from traditionally blue NY.

We really don’t need those signposts to see the unmistakable parallels between two Red State predators.

The Grace scene in Talladega Nights is a better time capsule of the Bush years in America than any biopic about Bush ever could be.

And why is doom in quotes? Is it meant to be ironic?

I’d argue that plenty of TV shows, especially streaming ones that are released all at once for binging, are poorly paced and badly in need of more ruthless editing, but setting that argument aside I think there’s something about chapters that makes it easier to power through something. A 400-page thriller where no…

Fine, it’s my regular temperature take then. I stand by my opinion that a solid majority of movies that are made each year do not need to be longer than 90 minutes, and that in particular modern comedies and (for lack of a better term) comedy-adjacent movies like this are too often bloated and self-indulgent. On that…

145 minutes?! Movie bloat is completely out of control. My hot take is that 60-70% of movies can be competently told in 90 minutes, another 20-ish% told in 2 hours, and very, very few movies really need to be longer than 2 hours. In particular there have been vanishingly few comedies - no matter how dark or satirical…

Walters has always been that snotty aunt you try and avoid at Christmas dinner.

We can’t ever go back to Arizona!

Sounds like you haven't heard about the all new Scion TC! 

Needs more Killface. “Welcome to you’re DOOM”