I could definitely go for a classic Winston/CeCe mess around right now

Voting is not going to fix this, unless you care to explain how the Democratic city council, Democratic Mayor, Democratic DA, and Democratic Governor of Minneapolis/Minnesota failed to prevent George Floyd’s death.

Goddamnit, a Roth byline just makes me miss Deadspin all the more

But like all of her other arguments, this is fucking stupid on its face. What she was literally arguing is “this type of government spending will destroy society, but since it’s happening, I’ll gladly be a part of it!” That’s not an argument, that’s just admitting your a hypocrite with more words.

Nah, caring about shit is great! Caring about racist books with one Asian character named Cho Ching and hook-nosed money goblins is fucking stupid, though.

I know it’s probably a difficult time for Harry Potter fans and they may be starting to get embarrassed about their HP fandom, but if it’s any help, they should have already been deeply embarrassed about being Harry Potter fans.

Scratch a liberal and you find a fascist. “Believe all women!...unless it’s politically inconvenient, then they’re lying whores.”

I’ll show him inanimate!

Oh come now, like you’ve never been high and needed gas

“Hearing Hadjigeorgis discuss the challenges of maintaining his businesses only reinforces how much we stand to lose as people, and as a society, if these businesses close.”

Name one actual harm

If there is not a scene of the old man repeatedly riding the racer and being in the car that finishes second every time, this movie squandered a perfect metaphor

You say that, and yet go out of your way to prove you have no sympathy

Fucking hell, I’d hate to see your reaction to real problems. Should we play Song of the South on tv every day, since to not would be “erasing your heritage” or some shit?

Holy shit -- now you’re doing the real life Dril tweet bit!

If this is how you to literally two sentences in an otherwise glowing film review, I’d sure hate to see how you react to an actual problem!

I saw him once as part of the Oddball comedy fest and his set was by far the worst. A huge chunk of his jokes were hacky 50s-style shit about how women be shoppin, and men and women can’t be friends because dudes just wanna bone, bro! The only redeeming quality of it was that Sarah SIlverman spent a good portion of…

Yeah, but that’s the point — if there was a movie about greedy bankers and all of them were Jewish, that would definitely impact how the film was received! It turns out there is a real world of actual people who are impacted by what is depicted on screen.

The real question I have is how big does the city of New York itself feature in this movie? Could you say the city is really another character?

5. People doing meaningful work can find this shit tiring and annoying