It really does show how small a world this is, doesn’t it? I mean, who among us can’t relate to being a regular ol’ ivy league graduate and editor for the most famous newspaper in the world, with a dating history full of banal chumps like the CEO of major tech organization? And then to find out your multi-millionaire…

Phew! For a second I thought the site’s commitment to unnecessary and unwelcome redesigns might fade, but I’m glad to see it’s going strong. Have you considered adding more autoplay videos, though?

Yes, yes, everyone but you lives in a bubble. Tell us more, grandpa!

I especially liked how this episode really leaned into a lot of jokes that work fine on their own, but work a lot better if you know Mantzoukas from anything else. Especially loved his lack of memory not at all inhibiting his knowledge of Christopher Nolan’s first film or the fact that thinking it was Memento makes…

Well the good news is this plainly didn’t happen! Why must breeders hide their shitty opinions behind their children all the time?

The idea of a movie franchise centered on someone who is essentially a supporting character in each film would be a pretty cool idea. Is there any franchise this could plausibly be said about? Maybe Jaws, in that the shark isn’t really the main character?

That’s a lot of words when you could have just said they were being uppity and made the point you’re obviously getting at

Suggesting that your art will endure in the good place even though you yourself will be burning in hell has to be one of the most baller forms of bragging possible

I’m writing my own Knives Out sequel that’s going to be far better than the original, with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget about the Knives Out sequel!

[insert comment here about sticking to sports]

I also love dialogue like “Birthday dad is stuck in a leap year! How’s he gonna get out of this one?!?” Like...how does a leap year affect him? Why would it matter? Much like horror, the best comedy isn’t so much the depiction of a joke as the implication there’s a joke and you have to fill it in yourself.

I would legit listen to hours of those two just doing banter that means nothing and goes nowhere.

Yeah, like what possible redemption story did the director think they were going to get out of this? Did I miss the day when she gave back the billions of dollars she and her husband stole from the Filipino people?

But it’s not baked in a casserole, it’s baked in a hot dish

Just saying it is making me giggle like a schoolgirl!

Who cares about the news, I want pictures of that wall-crawling menace stat!!!!

This deserves significantly more stars, the rare internet comment which actually did make me laugh out loud

Bringing you out of the greys because this is the stupidest take of them all. Or maybe you need to inform Clinton that Sanders “didn’t support her” since she sent him this nice letter thanking him for all the campaigning he did on her behalf:

Yes, Hilary also did that! Thanks for supporting my argument.

Also, can you imagine how much of an insane shitfit liberals would be in if Bernie at all implied he wouldn’t support whoever the nominee ends up being?