Here’s just a crazy suggestion, but maybe go ahead and kick out the people doing Nazi salutes and wearing shirts that literally say they won’t respect people? Seems like that could be a pretty easy step one.

It’s significantly better than NY pizza, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise

Growing up in Iowa I thought that was the dirtiest name possible for a gas station until I moved to Minnesota and was introduced to the Pump & Munch

But will the XFL ever get to Acceptance?

“founder of Fountainhead Sports”

Ok, but I actually agree with his “no children in restaurants” take

“they can afford to be nice, because they don’t have to fight for anything”

I say we do it like boarding — an incomprehensible, empirically proven to be terrible system in which people are allowed off the plane via mysterious boarding groups with no seeming logic and rich people can pay extra to move through it faster. That way we can make sure every aspect of air travel makes as little sense…

As a professor who desperately tries to get his students to understand why original sources are important, I’m straight up stealing this assignment

So then you have no comparison. The average adult American commits roughly three felonies a day, so the people you’ve worked with are ordinary people, not war criminals directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people.

I don’t see why they need to do anything. As I’ve been assured many times in this very comment section, only virtue-signalling white people care about this and Native people are all fine with it.

Exactly. The Brad Pitt bit legitimately could be a good place joke!

Way to figure out the obvious point!

You work with war criminals?

There’s only two teams, and she and Bush are squarely on the same one

Oh cool, guess the Trump presidency brings all those Iraqis back to life.

Jesus man, you can’t dig up. You need to read the article about logging off.

Jesus, this is the most bullshit respectability politics I think I’ve ever read.

For the record, you really should watch The Good Place. It’s pretty amazing television.

The real question is why Briles isn’t already on the coaching staff of Liberty