They called themselves PUMAs, which stood for “Party Unity My Ass.” Which is fine when you’re upset that the uppity Black man person who didn’t wait their turn gets the nom, obviously. Little bit ironic those are the same people shrieking about how Bernie supporters aren’t really Democrats and they don’t support the…

Then why does his campaign text me damn near every day saying they desperately need my donation?

“I’m afraid my party is about to undertake the same kind of purity-driven exercise, whether in the presidential primaries or in the primaries our own incumbents face.”

That picture of them getting beer is so depressing -- imagine being that fucking rich and then voluntarily drinking a Bud Light.

No one’s denying America was there. But since 90% of Nazi fatalities happened on the Eastern front, I think we should probably give credit to the people who did 90% of the work over the people who were also there.

I believe you mean the Soviet Union did a commendable job eliminating the Nazis.

“The market” isn’t real and doesn’t dictate anything. A bunch of rich people who don’t want to take responsibility for their actions and their bootlickers are the reason people think some magical invisible force called “the market” even exists. No mysterious force caused the Chargers to do this. A billionaire being a…

Relationships are crazy like that, aren’t they? I’m not casting any aspersions because I’ve definitely been in relationships where I was madly in love with someone who was terrible for me and/or just terrible in general, but I sincerely believe/desperately hope that this letter writer will look back on this in a few…

And yet look how many of you show up to cry as loud as you can that you’re not mad. No, not mad at all. In fact, you find the whole thing funny.

I believe you mean convicted felon D’Souza

“All to say it’s complicated but it’s not that women are getting paid less for the same exact job in most cases.”

This is why management is smart to engage in collusion, because they magically saw this coming. I am a smart person who loves the taste of boots.

“I would love to read a column on how to pass a stimulus of a trillion dollars with a Democratic Caucus that included Joe Manchin, Ben Nelson, Joe Lieberman etc. This is the part of the counterfactual that everyone likes to ignore”

“requests made to someone named “Eric B””

Lucky. He’s an extremely Gladwell-like psuedo intellectual whose whole career is saying “well, actually” and then making a really thin argument based on an incredibly selective reading of the data.

I’ve often maintained that both him and Steven Pinker intentionally maintain their ludicrous hairstyles because it’s all part of their cosplaying as an intellectual, and they’re both so dumb to think that “well, Einstein had crazy hair, so obviously crazy hair is necessary to be a genius!” It’s like when Rick Perry…

Also none of this is to mention that dude’s salary could fund multiple faculty, dozens of grad students, or hundreds of undergrad students. But what do those have to do faculty and students offer the university? I mean, at least compared to the importance of a basketball team.

There’s nothing one of the most prominent coaches in the NCAA can do to influence player payment? Sure, no way the NCAA would listen if coaches started to advocate for paying players. He’s just a poor multi-millionaire sap who can do nothing!

““If you don’t vote for me you are disloyal.” Said every dictator ever.”

“Are you ESL?”