It’s this way in every business. Once you make it to CEO, you can completely destroy a company and someone else will hire you because you have experience. Hell, I’m an academic and my institution’s president is someone who was forced to resign from his previous position for a number of shady activities. But we snapped…

But remember, vote blue no matter what!!!1!!11!!1!

This take would make a lot more sense and not look nearly as craven if ESPN didn’t have interminably long “salute to service!” horseshit, or broadcast from aircraft carriers, or any of the other billion ways they glorify military interventions overseas. But of course there’s nothing political about our multiple…

I hope they throw your hatless butt in jail!

I would watch that scene more often than necessary

His gigantic head is so disgusting and yet so mesmerizing...

I bet BJ Upton would’ve caught it

Damn, clearly non of ya’ll grew up in Iowa. Just grab the top and pull down, it’s all in the wrist. There’s no trick to it, just a lifetime of shucking corn until you figure it out. So if you really wanna learn, just buy a couple hundred ears and get to shucking -- by the end, you’ll get them all off no problem.

He still likes the umps better than Steinbrenner

Jimmy Fallon is the George W. Bush of comedy -- no matter how much he proves how completely terrible and inept he is, his constant reward is higher and higher positions.

For the most part, this piece is great, but can we get rid of shit like “There’s easy money to be made in kowtowing to racists and sexists and other hill people.” It’s not just poor people who are racist and sexist! All sorts of non-“hill people” are racists. You know, like our very rich president! Or the subject of…

Wow, look at all the purity tests this internet radical is calling for! That might play well on Splinter, but to get elected in the real world, you have to constantly capitulate to the right, it’s the only way to win. Something this guy would know if he ever ran for political office instead of just spending all of his…

As a lifelong Twins fan, I’ve become accustomed to them being cheap asses and pulling the “small market” card to never pay players, but this past off season they extended two players by giving them good contracts. One of them started at shortstop in the All Star game and the other is mashing taters all over the place.…

I’m more interested in the fact that chess tournaments apparently have cameras in their bathrooms? This story seems much more intriguing than some dude cheating at chess.

But she’s not claiming to be a journalist anywhere in this article? She’s just pointing out people who do claim to be journalists are doing a shitty job at it. I mean, I’m not a professional quarterback, but I can tell you Tom Savage sucks at being one.

Eh, I’m sure that will look tame as shit to them. I mean, back in the day people were fucking rioting to “Rock Around The Clock” and it’s not like we look at that are like “Damn! That song is crazy hardcore!”

Damn it, I hate to be one of those homer fans that can’t take a light ribbing of the team, but wouldn’t a pitcher want to pitch for this specific Twins team? Leading the league in homers and top 3 in runs scored, with arguably the best defensive outfield in the bigs. Sure seems like a good spot for a starting pitcher.

“Republicans and their concentration camps have to go! We need means-tested internment centers!”

“She will go down as a great legislator and one we should be proud of having in Congress.”

Because a liberal arts education is important in and of itself? You know, so we don’t have grown-ass adults running around thinking the earth is flat, or space should be hot because of the sun, or trickle-down is a viable economic theory, and other stupid made-up shit.