“how should costs associated with administrators and professors be brought down?”

“Who work hard, who do everything right”

smh. It’s pretty rich for a website with constant amateur “Let’s Remember Some Guys” videos to shit all over the professional “Let’s Remember Some Guys” league.

Can we just take a moment to step back and note that somehow using your conscience when you vote is something we use as an insult? Does this not tell us far more about the current state of the Democratic party than anything Biden gets up to?

The Rich Man’s Robert Horry

If it were to be realistic, it would just be the two of them constantly fabricating evidence (which is totally legal in interrogation!) until a browbeaten teenager who hasn’t had access to an attorney or even anything to eat or drink in the past 12 hours confess to a crime they didn’t commit.

Sir, this is an Arbys

An obvious counterpoint would be that if we elect centrist to get a Democratic majority and then they immediately denounce any possibility of progressive action, it certainly raises the question of what use having a majority is if they’re not going to use it to do anything.

The fire department uses only the best handcrafted, bespoke hoses to put out fires. They’re not very effective, but they’re ever so charming.

I want to start a betting pool — which horrible take will Deadspin inexplicably hump the longest?

Eh, a lot of homers in that lineup, but a lot of shitty, shitty defense in it, too.

“Actually, it’s good to be a dick when you’re beating the shit out of a clearly under-matched opponent” is the worst and weirdest take Deadspin has been flogging since they trotted out “The New Orleans Pelicans have some sort of, uh, moral duty (?) to trade Anthony Davis to the Lakers because that would be entertaining…

“I am VERY IMPORTANT and TALENTED. You can trust me because I’m telling you so in the comments of a blog! The home of truly important and talented people!”

Except the whole point is they’re not concerned in the slightest about the “effects on the poor.” They’re concerned with “the effects on their campaign donors, who make their money through under-paying laborers.”

Except this is literally not true. The idea that restaurant work is just teenagers getting some spending money is so far from reality as to be an obviously bad-faith talking point.

Nah, it’s literally always the cop.

“The officials on the field have the best sense of the game and usually have a superior vantage point compared to a camera on the sidelines or in the stands.”

+1 slow clap

“You’re just being contrarian to look cool”

No mention of how shitty the umps were? The Hurdle ejection I get (b/c at that point he was trying to get ejected), but tossing two players, including the starting pitcher in the first inning, for...what? Aggressively staring at each other? I mean, punches weren’t even thrown. That ump’s gotta have the shortest…