As much as I agree, G/O has LONG since passed usability, informativeness, and, for that matter, basic stylistic accuracy. The reason they do slideshows is because it makes for more ads. That’s it. They’re never going to stop.

Versus a...I dunno...15" screen on a PC? Like, even a bargain-basement one?

“It’s a review of the product itself, not whether or not it’s worth upgrading from the 13-inch version to the 15-inch version.”

I mean, you do you, but: “I use Word and Acrobat 90% of the time for work. Being able to have both on the screen at the same time is critical.”

...wow, dude.

Is it...is it possible that someone who loves money and hates taxes and banks might subscribe to anti-Semitic views that turn on millennia-old stereotypes about Jews?

While I think this is good, whoever came up with “Middle Mile” (which is very close to “fly-over” and incredibly snooty) needs to be restationed to Carson City.

Sooooo

Okay, just for funzos and editing and because I loved to be an asshole:

Hon, no. That’s a box with a handle, not an “envelope.”

Man, I’m too young to know from experience, but this has got to be what it was like waiting for Mao to die.

Man, remember when MySpace started adding things when it was clear it was an obsolescent platform?

I mean, I dunno, I have a thought that should please both sides of the aisle, presuming the GOP actually wants to reduce government spending (I know, I know, unless it goes into defense and thus into their pockets):

Okay, I know I do this a lot at you specifically, but, if you’re gonna be snarky, your writing has to be good:

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Presumably because it doesn’t produce obvious and immediate increases in their investments (and presumably why they want to outsource space exploration to the couple of white-ass men who have more money than many countries; it’s a hobby now).

Meanwhile, the (comically named) defense sector has seen tens to hundreds of billions of dollars of overrun in the JSF program (for a truly sub-par plane) and, more notably, the spectacular failure of that stealth destroyer program for the US Navy.

Man,

A) Stop calling them “top brass,” they are not military generals.

It would make me more entertained than watching a Zach Snyder “movie” (how many plots does he have to full-on steal from comics before we think he might NOT HAVE AN ORIGINAL IDEA IN HIS HEAD.)