I like both Drew Barrymore and Donnie Darko, but, especially in retrospect, her role in that movie (both the character she played and her having produced it) seem decidedly cheugy avant la lettre.

Gurl, when you’re gay, you don’t even have to wait till you’re dead.

I’m surprised he doesn’t know that gmail already does that email-to-calendar thing.

Same here, which is saying a lot as I like Michelle Wolf a lot.

Racism.

So, we have to assume Bill Gates is a sexual predator because he’s tremendously wealthy, but we can be happy that Adele, who is famously and openly against paying taxes and has expressed a bootstraps attitude toward the working poor, is happy?

“Disruptor” is such an unnecessarily negative recasting of “innovator,” no matter who’s using it. Start-up culture, blegh.

“sanctuary city for the unborn”

A similar idea to a significant part of the plot of Snow Crash, as I recall.

From what I understand, you’d need standing to challenge them in court and, for that to happen, you have to demonstrate that the laws violated your constitutional rights; no opportunity to vote yet, no standing.

I know the men do it, too, but I wonder if it’s a relatively recent phenomenon because they realized it’s what Trump thinks is attractive. Bottle blond, fake tan.

“I have been a compassionate disrupter throughout my life, here are two things that are almost entirely about me.”

...but apparently not enough not to reply to that effect here.

He does the intercom announcements.

I’m guessing because she still gets to work with Kate Mackinnon.

He was in a college course I TAed for in grad school. I didn’t personally teach him, but I do remember that, when he bothered to show up for lecture, he’d wear sunglasses and sit with his head down on his desk. This was when he was going by Chet Haze.

Yeah, this whole post makes no fucking sense. More egregiously: why mention the Saweetie and Quavo incident to specifically say it isn’t a spectacle? It’s like, dude, even mentioning it is an effort to farm clicks from it, so back the fuck down from that high horse.

Dude. Venn diagrams are literally a bunch of flat circles. What the hell are you talking about?

Exactly; this is less a matter of legality and more a matter of security risk. You’re also disqualified from secret clearance if you have a history of alcohol abuse less than ten years in the past.

Threatening them is literally exactly what she would do, as she has a history of doing that. Meanwhile, “Reply to my email, Jack.” How great would it have been if he had just tweeted “No” as a reply.