That’s...rather more insightful than I would expect the woman who decided to sample “Anaconda” to be.

How could she claim that their maternity policy is a solution for our country? Easy. Every Trump is a delusional sociopath convinced of their own inherent superiority.

I’ve also never grabbed a pussy. I have had my hand on a few cocks in my time, though.

Honestly, the only response I can muster to this level of asinine incompetence is “Fuck off.”

I’m very sorry that you know alt right people.

Well that’s certainly the most reliable barometer of cultural relevance. So much so that you got the title right.

I assume you mean Jackie Jormp-Jomp.

Perez Hilton, bitter over his encroaching irrelevance.

Also, oh my sweet jesus, what the hell does Bill Clinton’s record have to do with Hillary’s campaign? Newsflash, everyone: a woman is not her husband. STFU.

Now that’s how you grab a pussy.

God I hate Manhattan.

Every time I see fucking Edward Snowden’s face somewhere, I wonder why there hasn’t been a movie made about Chelsea Manning. And then I’m like, oh, right. Transphobia.

Literally the first time I’ve ever agreed with the GOP.

...Your reading comprehension skills could use some work.

...What do you do if you were the horrible roommate?

oh for fuck’s sake

Because he’s super hot?

There is nothing more quintessentially British than trying so hard to be polite that you go around the dial and become a threat to life and limb.