The absolute most annoying thing people in America do is playing with their phone during meals...in front of other people...effectively leaving the other party to sit their and watch.

I think most people *have* voicemail but I personally can't stand it, don't use it and I don't leave messages unless I absolutely have to. Most likely I'll just call the person back even if they leave a voicemail (without listening to it first).

Maybe they're just trying to get off the phone with you. ;-)

Drizzt Do'Urden, Cattie-brie, Wulfgar, Regis, and Bruenor Battlehammer.

Oh crap.

Doubling your storage was a simple as whipping out your hole punch...

Try cheap, loose oatmeal.

Okay, I'll bite... Which weekend?

Or store your sugars, flours, etc. in OXO pop containers and they'll always stay fresh and clumpless.

So we should just not bother doing anything impressive because someone wants to destroy it? That's a sad way to live.

#fuckyeah

You can't just conclude something because you want to. What the hell, are you running for Congress?

Congratulations on the success thus far. Keep up the great work. :-)

Why are there 1,517 ways to hard-cook an egg, but I can't get one to end up in a perfectly peeled egg?

Dr. Spooky. Yep. Line up, ladies...

That's the weirdest thing I've heard all day. Centrifugal force works great. So good, I wish I had invented it.

I'm baffled at how this is a good idea. If you're making your own to be green or save money, the energy used for such a small amount far outweighs the gains here...

That the administrator of a school BBS (back when that was the shiz) who was old then was hitting on my wife... (She was 26, he was >65.) Uber creepy, dude. Stand down.

Yes please, holy shit this sucks.

This. Wow. MCG+07-33-027 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/geckzilla/7789411670/in/pool-hubblehiddentreasures_advanced) and for the same reason as GenericBrand — it just shows how unimaginably huge the universe is...and how it's mathematically, at the least, improbable that we're alone.