Doubling your storage was a simple as whipping out your hole punch...

Try cheap, loose oatmeal.

Or store your sugars, flours, etc. in OXO pop containers and they'll always stay fresh and clumpless.

Why are there 1,517 ways to hard-cook an egg, but I can't get one to end up in a perfectly peeled egg?

Dr. Spooky. Yep. Line up, ladies...

That's the weirdest thing I've heard all day. Centrifugal force works great. So good, I wish I had invented it.

I'm baffled at how this is a good idea. If you're making your own to be green or save money, the energy used for such a small amount far outweighs the gains here...

That the administrator of a school BBS (back when that was the shiz) who was old then was hitting on my wife... (She was 26, he was >65.) Uber creepy, dude. Stand down.

Yes please, holy shit this sucks.

This. Wow. MCG+07-33-027 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/geckzilla/7789411670/in/pool-hubblehiddentreasures_advanced) and for the same reason as GenericBrand — it just shows how unimaginably huge the universe is...and how it's mathematically, at the least, improbable that we're alone.

Me too. I wish I could quit but if I don't watch, who will??

I thought y'all were too cool for TV? ;-)

I'm the same way although every time I stream something I get the uneasy feeling that someday I won't be able to and I will have missed my chance at downloading it...and it'll be lost to me.

Magma is molten rock below the surface, it's lava above.

The first two sentences were all you read? They were a joke, BTW. Your reading comprehension level is flawed.

He definitely sounds butthurt. Yep, without a doubt butthurt. Goddamn I love saying butthurt. #hashtag #butthurt

Well, that's what I'm gonna do NOW. I've got an old desk lamp that'll work just fine for this.

Oh, you mean like hard drive manufactures? Their 1K = 1,000 bytes (decimal) where as your 1K = 1,024 bytes (binary)... That's pretty damn confusing and wish they'd have stuck with the binary meaning like everything else related to computers.

Uh, I hate this game. Apparently Google thinks I look like an Asian woman.

I have NO issues with butter, love that stuff, just can't picture using it that way... :-)