Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

I like the idea that a dolphin might read this book. I expect that said dolphin’s thoughts would be “what the hell kind of sick fuck has sex with a human?!”

Chicks, man

In and around Boston we say 93, 95, rt 3, 128, 495 with no “the” before it. The only highway I can think of that is preceded by a “the” is the pike

It may be satisfying to point out that Trump has taken credit numerous times for the record gains, and so should take responsibility for a plunge, but that’s not super helpful.