Formula saved my sanity too! As other commenters have said:

It sounds like a very chi chi version of Smaland at Ikea. 

Embrace the melanin you were born with (or lack thereof), slatter yourself with sunscreen, wear a hat, and look amazing at 60. You’re welcome.

Just thought I’d mention, lots of breeds aren’t cooler when you shave them. They don’t sweat like humans, and breeds like newfoundlands, malamutes, and others with a thick undercoat use their fur to regulate their temperature. Not to mention, you can end up with issues where the top coat and the undercoat can’t grow…

“We want abortion to end” cries the ‘Moral Majority’.

why are the men (boys) so scared of everything? like seriously. why are they scared of growing older and committing to one partner? i don’t fucking get it.

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Who’s really the absolute worst one? Because that’s who he’ll pick. I’d bet every dime I have.

Oh god, I used to be a substitute teacher (primarily in elementary schools) and pickup time was THE WORST. The parents had to exchange cards proving who they were so their kids could get in the car. And having to repeat the process for the car rider kids times 100 was brutal.

It is normally twenty comments deep until a Bernie Bro comes along with a, Bernie would’ve won or a Hillary was a flawed candidate line. For real all of you need to go the fuck away. The rest of us are trying to save this country that none of you self righteous assholes give a shit about. Oh Bernie Fuck you too,…

So, a couple of thoughts....

Kumbaya drum circles will not change the world. If they did, Occupy would have been enough. Last year I learned to shoot. This year I guess I need to get tot the border and help people over it.

Democrats are so out of touch they don’t even realize that there is no legislative or judicial or executive path out of this for the foreseeable. There’s a zero percent chance (it is in fact mathematically impossible) of winning a supermajority in the senate for impeachment, so Trump is staying his full term. The…

Being civil, turning the other cheek, staying respectful, etc. are elements of the same, naive, ridiculous aspiration of the Left: as long as we stay true to our values, advocate for equality, and stay civil, everything will turn out in our favor because we were the better person.

There must never be a redemption arc for the GOP. Destroy them utterly. Leave them so completely neutered and destitute that they’re never able to rebuild the tatters of their garbage fucking party.

Catholicism also banned the use of condoms prior to 2010, but I don’t think Walgreens cashiers were able to opt out of selling them either.

1. That pharmacist is an asshole. 2. He’s not a doctor, he has no business deciding what medications people take or don’t take. 3. Why become a pharmacist if you have objections to certain prescriptions? If I claimed I wouldn’t do some part of my job because I didn’t feel like it, my boss would rightly tell me to stop…

Fuck that guy, fuck Walgreens, and fuck the law making it ok.