It’s insane and tragic to know the answer to the question, “What ever happened to actress X?” was almost certainly, “She wouldn’t fuck Harvey Weinstein.”

Good article with great, actionable, suggestions for people with this problem. Now, let’s all sit back and watch the river of hate-filled, condescending bullshit flow in.

Or just do what the Japanese do, in under 5 minutes.

So does this mean us fatties can apply to be part of the competition now? What about women who are *gasp* shorter than 5’7? Or older than 25???

ha, yeah, I think every poor student has done this when eggs are the only protein source you can afford to keep in your fridge for a month

Best Christian film? Life of Brian.

People either didn’t vote, or they voted 3rd party because “conscience” or “feelings” or some other tripe. Instead of actually paying attention and listening to the numerous, repeated warnings of others, they forged ahead and, conveniently, now want to wash their hands of their actions (or lack thereof).

Yep, that’s precisely how Hitler would’ve played this too. Get a state official like Goebbels.

“Trump is finally getting his Trump TV—financed by taxpayers to the tune of $800 million per year.”

What the fuck has happened to this country?! What. The. Fuck.

2.5 oz 80 proof booze with 2 oz of mixer.

I love the vintage glass with the pupster on it!

In this comment section, people acting like they also weren’t little shits when they were kids.

genx invented “cool” parents

On a recent vacation to a family-friendly resort, I noticed something really troubling: there’s a growing contingent of folks who think it’s ok to set their little kids up at a table (like, 3-4 years old here), prop up a tablet in front of them and attach headphones to it, then plug the kid in and go about their…

“What can I do about super-loud kids and their oblivious parents?”

Depending on the age, go to the grocery store or hardware store, and ask for as many big cardboard boxes as you can get. They’ll just give’em to you since they’re most likely recycling them anyway.

If nothing else, this is a long-overdue fuck you to former Governor Jim Thompson, who led the fight against the ERA in Illinois back in 1982 and was the reason we were the major state outside of the South to vote against a completely reaosnable amendment.

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.