Pence looks like he’s perpetually passing kidney stones. I wish.

How to have a better relationship with your father (from a daughter’s standpoint).

Every Jewish mother knows three things at all times:

Maybe they should keep focusing on their huge backlog of rape kits before dedicating resources and manpower to this weird ass minority report bullshit.

You want to figure out how the fetus died? It was 20 weeks and not at a hospital. No fetus is surviving that, even if it was “alive” when it was delivered.

If she got an infection or “bled out,” I highly doubt she’s still with us after all these months. But it’s nice that he cares. (ha.)

Or the lifehack lesson might be - don’t go out and serial-kill a few dozen people.

I think the reality is, Kanye told her about part of the song, not the whole thing (and the phone calls seem to confirm this), he didn’t necessarily do that intentionally to mislead her, but she felt mislead and reacted. I think Kim missed the nuance of Taylor being ok with some of it, but not all of it, and felt like…

Here’s a fun game:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK off Melania

Itzakadoozies are Good.

Trump’s going to start a war because that black guy who was president is still more popular than he is and he can’t stand it. Thank god we didn’t go with that dangerous email lady.

Melania really is complicit in all this.

As they say, democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

1. Find the closest trailer park to your location

16-17-year-olds are the prime age for The Dumb. Of course, some kids are good listeners, follow directions carefully and made mature choices. But, as a mother who is now steering her youngest through this age - a young man who is an Eagle Scout and in the top 5 of his class - I am still astonished by the underlying…

I watched an instructional video on how to stay safe in a twister in ‘96. Here’s what I learned:

I was raised in Tornado Alley, and I was always taught that you abandon your vehicle, not stay in it (lay flat in the ditch if there’s no shelter). Has this changed over the years or did I get bad advice?

Mom...is that you? :o

Maybe if you called home once in a while your mom wouldn’t have to check up on you through Facebook!