To me that seems like the best kind of gift to give someone on their wedding day? We’re all adults, we can buy our own stuff. What’s nicer than giving someone a great holiday?

A Home Depot gift card. Mostly because that’s pretty much all I buy anyone who owns a house, and it seems to always come in handy.

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

Maybe, but it doesn’t prevent city councils in America from having similar contract provisions with the advertising companies they choose for their public space. They can and many do. You can say whatever you like in a US city, but you can’t buy ad space for whatever you want to say from the city council.

I think the ads are considered ageist & sexist b/c they are overwhelmingly directed at women and meant to direct them to conform to heterosexual male desires: young, firm, skinny, clear skin, 20's, etc. Its a form of symbolic violence, “you are not worthy, you are not good enough unless you meet my narrow, impossible…

I’m glad they are gonna ban ageist ads. I just turned 34 a few months ago and I’m slowly starting to notice all the ageist bullshit against women in the media and I’m starting to feel self conscious of my face, my body because of my age. I know I look fine but sometimes I worry about wrinkles or if I look “old.” It’s…

It’s not just the long summer vacations. It’s the feelings that came with the long summer vacations...

I picked vacation because right now I would probably rather get two more weeks vacation than a 5% pay increase. Moving to North America sucks in terms of labour laws. Canadians compare themselves so favourably to the USA. If they looked just a tiny bit farther afield they would realize their labour laws are definitely…

I also have skin with olive/yellow undertones and I tried a bunch of tinted moisturizers that never quite looked natural on me, and then I found Nars. It’s pricey but you don’t need to use a lot. A not-quite-pea-sized amount is all you need for your whole face.

I also have skin with olive/yellow undertones and I tried a bunch of tinted moisturizers that never quite looked…

It should’ve come down to “Long Summer Vacations” vs. “Going to Bed Hella Early.” Short vacations with booze are Not That Great.

I’m a capitalist tool!

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

Weeping for the defeat of Going to Bed Hella Early.

Let this be a lesson to white women that they can kiss the asses of racist white men all they want, but the moment they stand up for their womanhood they’ll be left in the cold.

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

Prediction: Going to Bed Hella Early is going to take it all.

The Moulin Rouge was founded in the 1880s. Ballet dates back to the 1500s and originated in royal courts with floor-length gowns.

This is a nice, unexpected piece!

Trading Spaces was one of my first jobs in showbusiness. Two interesting things;