Merrick Garland didn’t like beer and rape enough.

:P but on the upside, if you’re a teacher, there’s a really good chance there’s zingers in the vending machine where you work.

As pretty as that is, you can keep that hopped-up-with-a-CVT mess.

I haven’t had a zinger in years.

Here, all you needed was this part:

I don’t even understand what all the fuss is about.

Was just contemplating re-upping on my MMR vaccine, too. Because also old.

I lost most of my hope when they blocked the SCOTUS nom in the end days of Obama’s administration. Was very clear to me they don’t give a shit even about the appearance of following the law.

Or Aldus SuperPaint.

Speak for yourself, bae. I’m bout to go get turnt. 

We support your automotive decisions!

This. They released a small sedan when everyone in the U.S. was fleeing that segment and the press is calling for the sedanpocalypse.

Neutral: the Y does not look different enough from the 3, and I think it will suffer for it.

I see what you did there.

“PS....... was that maester whats-his-face that Theon betrayed who was the first out of his grave?”

Some of the smartest people I know are absolute idiots when it comes to phone-checking and driving. Assholes always staring down at their phones in traffic are swiftly overtaking the I-live-life-slow-in-the-left-lane drivers on my list of who to hate.

It’s true, but we’re already out here suspending disbelief to the point of breaking.

They were in the Winterfell crypts and there was NO DEAD NED. The fuck!

Preesh.