My eyes crossed by the middle. I couldn’t even finish reading all that trash.

Could be mental illness.

I had this same problem with a song on Far Cry 3. I ended up going down a rabbit hole and finding that it wasn’t a real song, but was off of a commercial music sampler. Keep up your search and let us know!

I’m typically a pedantic fuck, too, but leave Cardi alone. :P

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My very first thought.

Just build a wall around the White House already. Fill it in with cement.

How people can complain about anything clickbaity on GMG sites is beyond me. Are you new here? Have you been living under a rock for 15 years?

Here’s a novel idea. Abolish health insurance, and make care free. Our taxes should be covering this, not F-35 joint strike fighters, and power grabbing resource wars.

Truly hope you’re right.

DHS should be shut down. It’s an extraneous department left over from the post 9/11 W-era power grab/overreach.

This fuckery has gone far enough. 

I used to think that but these days I don’t know if that’s true. Nowadays, I think they know they’re awful, and it would mean they’d have to cede some amount of power if they admitted they were wrong.

100 miles is still further than I see people drive their beach golf carts, and no one seems to worry about those.

Or you use it to bumble around the streets and beach near your beach home like people do with golf carts. I never hear people complain about electric golf cart range. 

At this point, it’s too far gone. You’re only pun-ishing yourself.

I don’t know why I love this comment so much. Guess it’s been one of those days. Thanks for the chuckle. :P

Plan on driving over 300 miles on the beach, eh?

From white Jesus.

I really hope he’s ok. 🙏🏻