I understand completely. I was referring to their awful labor stance/worker treatment. Please don’t think I’m hating on you using amazon, I do it too. It just makes me feel dirtier and dirtier these days. 

Materia über alles.

FANCY ALANIS!

He definitely does.

For real.

I’m not disagreeing with what you’re saying. But do you not think the dismantling of the government is exactly what this current administration is after?

I am so down with this future. Like, for real.

What the fuck are you talking about. Jezebel didn’t get Trump elected, and I’m pretty sure most people who voted for Trump don’t even know what Jezebel is. 

Manually shifting torque converter automatics sucks. Prove me wrong Chevy.

I keep one around for when society collapses and I no longer wish to be here. 

That’s why Mr. E is the greatest nickname ever, and so appropriate for him. Such a super villain name.

Pretty sure Bernie still owns the rights to GP1. Could always fire it up and eat F1’s lunch. 

Orrrrr... #BringBackMrE

They should pull a real Bernie move and license it to Amazon, full races, quali and practice, live with no commercials for eleventy billion dollars a year. You know Bernie loves an unethical near-monopoly. And Bezos has the cash and is looking for sports streams.

Honestly I think it’s also the shape of the plugs/jacks. You don’t wanna have a MagSafe 1-to-MagSafe 2-to-Porsche FastCharge-to-Tesla Supercharger adapter dongle nightmare hanging out of your house priced car.

It was Neil. Why do you think his arm is strong?

I can’t tell what’s worse, that he felt the need to rap about that, or that other people think that it “means something.”

Heiroglyphdicks. 

I bet they drew a dick on the moon.

He’s 97! Six days is a mere eyeblink for him. The last thirty years probably feel like a week.