I would watch the fuck out of a Michael Mann X-Men movie.

Of the BSG cast, I'd be more than happy to see Nicki Clyne show up before this season is over.

The only exposure I've had to Adomian is through his appearances on Harmontown and his Bernie was so grating that I couldn't finish the episodes.

Does anyone listen to the No Sleep podcast? Horror isn't really my cup of tea, but my girlfriend listens to it on long car rides, so I've been hearing a number of them lately. I have liked a handful of the stories but a lot of the performances really don't work for me and, in most cases, bring down an otherwise great…

"Nice knockers!"

It certainly made me laugh more than any of the trailers.

Would that it'were so simple.

The Bourne Divergent
The Bourne Insurgent
The Bournger Games
The Bourne Runner: The Scorch Trials

Feel the Cap

I don't know about Psylocke, but they sure wouldn't shut up when they did it to Wonder Woman.

Denise Richards's exposed boobs get my vote over Sarah Michelle Gellar rubbing her butt all over Ryan Phillippe.

Of course, it's still Castleton. So there's not much prestige at all to begin with.

Damn Castleton. Always finding ways to fuck me over. I finished there RIGHT before they became a university so I don't get the prestige of saying that I went to one.

The stupid title to some stupid Goosebumps book I saw when I was a child. I haven't even read any of them. But it was something like "It Came from Under the Sink." That, combined with having seen Aliens at far too young an age, lead to me (still to this damn day) checking before I poop, for the irrational fear that a…

None of her boyfriends deserved her. Because she was the worst. And no, not even Dean.

That's not true at all.

Tell that to fans of 24 (timely references!)

Do they do MILF walks?

If watched every shitty movie just for the pretty women, I'd have watched…

Then he went from "ask me about working with Marty" to "I'm gonna tittyfuck you, Seth" in This is the End