And written by Vince Gilligan!

When I post here, it's a safe bet that I have some open in another tab. I get some real whiplash clicking between that and Flash reviews.

Great Job, Internet!
Slinteastwood's Definitive Takedown of Keith Uhlich's AV Club article!

When I tell people why I prefer the AV Club discussions over any other place on the internet, I usually leave this sort of thing out.

Hey! Season 9 had some okay episodes. Like, um… that one where Jane Lynch is a giant bug.

I was do-doing it when I wrote that comment!

You said "do do."

Something something "Judge, Judy, and executioner."

I used to be. These particular flashbacks? No.

I liked the trailer too. But I would hope the internet recognizes that a good trailer doesn't ensure a good movie. Hell, I loved the Silversun Pickups trailer for Sucker Punch and the Nine Inch Nails trailer for Terminator Salvation. But I still understand that those movies are absolute crap.

I'd settle for all trailers opening with Smash Mouth's All Star and featuring a record-scratch moment.

Are they just fantasy?

I've been shitting on this movie as much as anybody.

I keep my fingers crossed for Rogen's This is the End 2: This is the Beginning.

I know she was a thingbeforehand, but Seydoux's villain in Ghost Protocol ignited a strong need for me to see her in more things.

I've actually been revisiting his later stuff recently since most of his bigger hits are the older stuff.
The day after he passed, I rediscovered just how beginning-to-end perfect Reality is.

His cover was the first time I heard it!

I really hope so. If The Lone Gunmen and CSM can make it back from the dead, then Krycek damn well better be, too.

…Kinky?

Now you need to post 7 more slightly altered versions of this same comment. All right after another. No edits. Just throw in everything you've got.