Ben Miller. As in comedy duo Armstrong and Miller:

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Yess, but he gets to slap those wrinkled balls against Abby Clancy .....

The meeting might not happen: 1.6 million British citizens have signed a petition to the UK government to ban Trump’s state visit:

Use it and explain to anyone who questions you the non-racist origin of the phrase. A little education never hurt anyone. The more we allow falsehoods to abound unchallenged, the deeper shit we are in.

It’s not racist. If people bothered to learn about the origin of the phrase, ie from the times when pots and kettles were suspended over open fires and became blackened by soots, then you can clearly see it’s not racist. The ignorance is what gets me: people are so keen to find and take offence. Sometimes black is…