@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Our friend was an ULC minister, and he did a wonderful job. No need to seat everyone, as they all had to stand anyhow (Don't worry, it was short! We're not cruel!).

@zukny: It's been two months and you can't get a DInc, but that's more like Samsung's fault...

@sweetelectro: No no no, the HTC Ridiculous isn't out yet. That's the end of this year. Q1 2011 will then introduce us to the HTC RiDONKulous.

For everyone who says "Why didn't they test it? How could they not have noticed this? etc"

@Martian Yeti: SLOW clap even...

HA! "That apology was sarcastic."

@Ducttape-Guru: Gaff tape might be as sticky...but I love the stuff. I would get it for my home if it weren't like 12 bucks a roll. It's more fabric-y than duct tape, and it's pretty strong, and it's matte black.