Did ya use a razor blade? I think think the razor blade is key.

That is my favorite part too! I've spent my pasta sauce cooking days attempting this feat, to no avail.

She looks like Barbie And The Rockers’ quaalude dealer.

It took me a sec but man that really sounds like something he would do IRL.

Leaning into the black humor here, because how else are we gonna get through this:

Here’s something new (to me)

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

I love when Paulie slices the garlic so thin it dissolves in the pan.

This process is exhausting. The President is clearly a criminal. Republicans have nothing but bad faith arguments and nobody is going to change their minds because conservatives care more about winning than being right. Fuck this world that I find myself in.

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

Theresa’s time in prison was probably much different.

Whether or not someone should be incarcerated without trial is not the same question as whether or not it's icky to work with them. 

Should’ve gone with Bob Loblaw.

Not only is he a lawyer, he’s very good.

Apparently you never watched Arrested Development. 

Lori Loughlin can dance if she wants to, she can leave your friends behind.  Because if you’re friends don’t dance, then they’re no friends of Lori Loughlin’s.  We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your hands!

Hundreds of years of incest.

Charles was born in 1948 so the only Nazis he presumably met were his paternal relatives, and I doubt he took any of them out, although I bet he had a swagger stick.

I accidentally clicked on a paid content link the other day, and there was a slide show about Princess Diana. Holy shit... It was an adventure.

Why is that man so red in the face. High blood pressure or what?