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Bateman is my third favorite child.

Emmy love Michael”

That would be a terrible mistake.

She’s not flying back/forth to CA. She can do her apprentice bullshit with any CA attorney that is willing to put their name and license at risk by vouching for Kim actually taking ‘exams’. And that CA licensed atty can be in any state.

Don’t worry Pimp Mama Kris, your daughter will never pass the baby bar let alone the big bar.  Katrashian’s legal “education” is a fucking joke, and only 15-17% of the people taking the baby bar actually pass.

FREE BACONS???  

I think you’re on to something there.  His speech pattern has been distinctly slow and slurred.  And it has nothing to do with being tired.  It sounds chemically induced.

Has anyone seen a video from today (and also at some point this month) where Trump’s speech is very slow and slurring?

Why am I suddenly craving macaroons?

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This is shocking news. I thought the only feud with Mickey Rourke was with Jenna Maroney.

I actually screamed “OMYGAAAAAHD” with a white girl fist pump when I read this incredible news.

You may want to look up the definition of parody and satire. SNL’s depiction of Spicer was biting satire, not a parody (which is what you are asserting).

I’d like to assume the same, but that would be fantasy.

“Migration” should be turned into a vile curse word.

Well, some of us lived in low-rent analog land and had parents that wouldn’t shill out for cable, let alone HBO (“Why should we PAY for TELEVISION?”). When movies were still around $5, some of us saw the THX opening a lot more than HBO.

I had goosebumps throughout the entire clip.  I love that sound.

I really want this but at $140?  That’s a bit steep.

Kate Gosselin is playing Charlize Theron?  Wait....what?