You marry her. YOU MARRY HER RIGHT NOW.

I fully support

I have six cats (and one dog) already - not enough for a pussy posse? Do I need two more? Because I could totally get two more.

My gf said she's gonna get 8 cats and call them her "pussy posse".

Neverland Ranch, a place where sexual abuse of children may or may not have occurred (allegedly!), will become a place where children go to try to recover from sexual abuse... Oww... My teeth are trying to turn around inside my head and eat my brain. I get the sentiment, but Jesus Christ...

Ugh. Tyler Perry seems so sketch that I wouldn't be surprised if he was just doing research for Madea goes to the Hospital, due out Summer 2016.

If someone who is no longer in my life is happy that I'm not in their life... Great. I mean, we're not in eachothers lives and honestly there are 2 sides to every story and everyone has their point of view. So I can truthfully say I give zero fucks about that.

ok. "IDFWY" is my fucking. Jam! I love love love that song. ESPECIALLY because it's about his ex (fuck his interview, fuck what he says cause it's about her). And I can truly say it is euphoric yelling the chorus at the top of my lungs with my new chic (we both had horrible ex's and are super grateful we found…

Somewhere, Lea Michele is screaming bloody murder that Naya Rivera is getting this much attention.

OH DAMN! shots fired.

In his interview with The Breakfast Club he said he actually wrote that song while he and Naya were still together. Wasn't about her, played it for her 'n all that. But then once they broke up he went back and changed some of the lyrics.
Which, no shit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (This is the jam tho, cannot be helped).

Wow, awesome story. Thanks for writing this, and to Jezebel for publishing it!

I had the odd thought of: "well his political ambitions are probably over" - I actually managed to hold that thought for a few seconds before I realized how ludicrous it was.

Mark Sanford came back from all the lying lies and deceit. That scared me.

Two years is such a crock of shit. Federal guidelines, adjusted down by the judge himself, recommend 6-8 years. Fuck his "menschy-ness". He sold access to the highest office in the state. Asshole should do every bit of time possible. If not for this, then what would warrant the full penalty? Just because caterers…

White Male Member of Government.

20 years down to 2 years.

Probably released early for "Good behaviour"

Dear DoucheBob,

I read the most amazing stuff on Jezebel. Once again I find myself slack-jawed in amazement while reading this. Holy crap!