That’s the great thing about my mom, if I said “Fuck Trump!”, she’d be right beside me going “Yeah, Fuck Trump!!”

Based on what - exactly - do you believe that Trump would sit there and have a reasonable, nuanced and/or even slightly reflective conversation with Rapinoe???

I am not sure what the word is these days, but back in the day, you’d be referred to as a “stooge” for posting that nonsense.

Sooooo.... contraction? I like it!

So they’re only call offside if the offside player actually touches the ball?

Doesn’t the team name pretty much have to be the Ex-Rays?

You probably believe that.

Seriously, what younger, talented players does the USMNT possess? Pulisic is sometimes above average, Adams & Boyd, we’ll see... But frankly, our current young players are depressingly mediocre as far as I have seen so far.

Has Zardes ever scored a goal for the USMNT based purely on his skillz? 

He’ll do in a pinch.

Mbappé--> Earthquakes! The time is now!

If not this, then WTF do you come here for??

It was hella breezy.

Is Maryland a remote part of the US?

Could this be a situation where you have decided that Jackson spews dour bullshit, so that then all you hear is dour bullshit?

What’s he trying to pull here?

I just checked... In the calendar year 2019, I have sent less than 10 personal emails so far.

That wasn’t fun to watch, honestly.

Thank you for proving his point, you humorless fuck.

Yeah, I checked. 1 second glance.