This would have been the best if it was Chris Klewe posting.

Generally because if your K/P gets injured, you are out a kicker, and a punter.

At the end of the day however, an above-average punter is still just a punter.
I mean seriously, who wants to deal with a showboat punter that commits more personal fouls by himself than every other punter in the league combined? 

Wow, did Anderson think he was supposed to tag home plate with his head or something? That looked like it hurt from every angle I’ve seen!

Oh good, a chance to post my favorite Buster Posey slide from a couple years ago.

Lol, OK.

I think the big daddy there considers serious injuries, permanent disabilities, and even death to be pluses.

Or... you could just fuck off.

Fighting & water cannons are your solutions? You sound reasonable.

Had Kaepernick replaced Watson rather than the other hacks, the Texans still wouldn’t have made the playoffs in 2017.

Then you wouldn’t be a very good reporter.

I live in San Francisco, and cannot speak to high level bars, I don’t go, so I don’t know.

“see my other post”

By fouling, they had like a 1% chance of coming back. By not fouling, they had a 0% chance.

Came here for lunatic takes, was not expecting this lunatic take however.
well done!

Haha, nice.

What - dare I ask - is the Viagra Triangle? (What city?)

Finding hookers in Vegas is very representative of the west, wtf are you talking about.

The 174-foot span weighed 950 tons and was built using so-called Accelerated Bridge Construction Methods that were designed by the university’s Accelerated Bridge Construction University Transportation Center.

I am definitely not saying or implying that any Yankees 3B is better than Machado (they aren’t), but it strikes me as slightly odd to have a “teammate” openly discussing how he was actively seeking to have you replaced ASAP.