What is “Barstool”?

No... but neither can I, after the ‘incident’ in the winter of ‘11.

Or not enough.

Link to the quote please!

For free drinks or food, I try (I’m not perfect) to leave double for what I would normally tip.

Nawww, Hinkie did a shit job really. He took the maximum time to do it, with only the minimal of expected results.

Who wrote this? “It’s an easy business decision for LaMonte, who as one of the most powerful agents in football, can’t afford to sever his relationship with the Colts.”

Seems pretty clear to me.

If artificially suppressed means collectively bargained, I suppose that is correct. 

THAT’S your biggest takeaway? Besides the corporate people at Dodge/Ram, and a few weirdo brand whores, who could/would possibly care?

I went to Minneapolis once, albeit only for like 2.5 days. Not only did I not go to the Mall of America, it didn’t even occur to me.
And I had no idea who Moris Chestnutt is, sorry. But I looked him up.

Sunday’s game is looking to be the eighth highest-rated Super Bowl ever.

Lol, “class”.

Uh, what the hell are you talking about? He had to do this because he PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE FACE OVER A 6-PACK OF BEER. (I won’t even mention the public service was part of a plea deal).

A drunken barf filled stupor? Oooooookay.

Yeah, I hate when people call Chipotle “Mexican food”.

I am fully convinced that the people who went apeshit over Chipotle had in fact literally never eaten a burrito before. 

My place is too small for any official parties (sad face), but my friends know me well enough that they know they will always have all the Coors Light, High Life, PBRs and/or Tecates they want.

I want to be your friend, we are already soul mates.

Oh.My.God.