“We have provided the District Attorney with irrefutable evidence that the woman is lying, including video proof showing nothing happened, especially not where she claimed,” Chaudhry stated. “We did this with the explicit promise from the DA that they would not ‘fix’ their case and change it as we proved the woman is…

He would be a good option. I figured William Jackson Harper was right there too.

There’s also the option of saying, “Yeah, you know that Avengers: The Kang Dynasty thing? It’s now Avengers: The Evolutionary War.”

There’s a very plausible story here where a celebrity (who apparently has a reputation for abusing people) battered his girlfriend, and the police were then racist to him. But I’m not sure I’ve ever seen an attorney claim their client was the victim of systemic misandry. 

“I would like everyone to know that I have no opinion on this matter. Thank you for your attention. I will get back to you when new facts emerge, at which point I may have an opinion.”

One the one hand: Racist NYPD cops? Checks out.

We will let the scales make the call. Anyone have a spare duck?

Has Marvel already sent feelers out to Chukwudi Iwuji’s team about retconning the High Evolutionary as yet another Kang variant and bringing him on to take over the role?

I’ll warn you now, I would not make a good bridge. 

“This is a witch hunt against Jonathan Majors...”

Morris Day!

I don’t think she was an actress prior to The Good Place.

Did you not notice where she played a major character in an MCU TV show?

His problem is that he can’t help treating everyone else like shit too, which is what makes him the asshole.

She was a model as well and she may still do that.

Next season: “Somehow Rupert returned!”

I assume the entire series crashes to a halt when the child audience is vaulted into adulthood by Susannah Hoff’s appearance.

With Rupert dressing like Emperor Palpatine this season, I expect (spoiler alert) Nate will force choke him and drop him down a ventilation shaft in the series finale, before succumbing to his injuries and becoming a force ghost and giving Ted a thumbs up 

Here use of the phrase “canceled very often” on its own conveys an almost comical lack of awareness, while “always exceptionally canceled” is just incoherent.

If (and it’s an if) “cancelling” really means anything, it definitely does not mean “experiencing any criticism at all”, which is how she seems to be using the word (and she’s not alone in this regard).

What is “The Trump Administration”?