He’s not playing Bob Ross. He’s playing a character called Carl Nargle. It’s not a Bob Ross movie. 

Yeah, if Daniel Day Lewis was unavailable due to making In the Name of the Father, which came out in late ‘93, that would put this as probably happening sometime in ‘91 or ‘92.

Movies take a long time to get made. A quick Wikipedia shows that SiL was originally written in the late 80s and first went into production in 1991, right after Pretty Woman. 

I believe the backlash from Season 2 was that they wanted more of the warm hug Season 1 gave them during peak pandemic, and wasn’t ready for the Empire Strikes Back vibes they were clearly aiming for.

Isn’t “Kotaku” a Japanese portmanteau of “ko” (small) and “otaku” (nerd), like how puppy (“koinu”) is “ko” (small) + “inu” (dog)? It may not be a word used in Japanese but it actually follows the language rules and isn’t just some made-up gibberish.

You haven’t heard of them, even if you are using the same platforms because of demographically derived algorithmic bubbles. It’s similar to the way that even people who were terminally hooked in to instgram had no idea who Andrew Tate was, because they were not teenage boys, the platform didn’t serve them that content.

To get any sort of reaction, positive or negative. They’re money-motivated scumbags.

You gotta wonder just how stupid these people are. He’s literally diagnosed with a disease that makes him unable to speak, why the fuck are you yelling “How are you feeling Bruce” at him 

I know this is your job

Regardless of what she is, what a shitty take.

His wife is Gen X. She’s 44, meaning she was born three years before the Millennial generation starts.

You try and write a short article by yourself!

You know it’s gonna be an all-timer when none of the writers want to attach their name to the article 

Was this written by all of the staff? 

I saw him live a few weeks ago. A massive detail the AVClub is selectively leaving out, to maximize the outrage you’re supposed to feel, is that he’s pointing out that she cheated on him by sleeping with their teenage son’s friend, and then they took interviews about it as a family. The joke is Will Smith had to sit…

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And we shall never know the thrill of getting soaked on the This Boy’s Life flume ride while savoring a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape popsicle

Also, there are multiple variants of Kang, so I don’t see how knowing those variants are going to appear elsewhere has any impact on Quantumania.

She did kill someone, though.  More than one.

That wig has got to be some kind of revenge on her.