Also Anne Dudek. Can’t forget Anne Dudek.

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Hey, I liked Covert Affairs.

Not Cheers, Community.

It all gets a bit meta, which is jolly good fun indeed.

Honestly, if they gave the Jackie role to Michelle Yeoh, then they very much did the right thing. Any version of this movie I want to see with Jackie Chan in it should be a Daniels film first and a Jackie Chan film second, and I’d say that essentially I would want him to be the Ke Huy Quan character. Except Ke Huy…

It always pissed me off. “We have determined that organics and synthetics cannot coexist peacefully.” Bitch, I just spent years busting my ass getting the Quarians and Geth to broker an agreement, and if they can make it happen FUCK YOU if you think it can’t. I deserve another option because of the natural 20s I roll…

“Cleft?”

Goddammit, will Tracey Wigfield be forever condemned to two-and-done shows that I love?!

Depends on the butthole, I guess.

Second-best delivery of the word “hippo” in a British accent, after Jeff Murdock in Coupling.

Except that Harrow seems to have literally been killed by Lockley in the limo after being escorted outside of the asylum. If we’re to accept that Lockley killed Harrow, wouldn’t that be in the “real world?”

Look, I’m as surprised as you are that having an active Egyptian God kaiju battle raging on was not only the fight I explicitly wanted to only be a background thing, but was also directed as such. While I feel like the show didn’t nail the landing, it DID stick it, which is already pretty admirable, all things…

If not, well, I’ve got these lovely jpegs of some bridges I could sell them.

I just like how Ewan McGregor has convincingly evolved his cadence to sound like Sir Alec Guinness’ from ANH.

Jesus, there are no scales to be tipped here. Dave Chappelle shouldn’t be stabbed, and he’s a piece of shit for making transphobic jokes afterward. Both stand true; neither cancels out the other.

The one that’s still in the band.

I haven’t even started Barry yet and that was my first thought.

I remember people talking about injuries while sliding the strap clips on and off when the Switch debuted. Is that not a problem anymore?

“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”