Someone upended a cup of soda on my wife’s friend, who is mainland Chinese, as she got out of a bus.

It was cute, which is all it really had to be.

They didn’t say they were reviewing Batwoman, just that coincidentally it ends the same week as their Batweek.

Choose a different “season.” Crunchyroll has not to my knowledge figured out multiple audio tracks on one stream, so that’s their workaround.

Start of S2 is okay. You can probably even watch the last couple episodes of S1 to get closure there.

I was thinking of another song, and the radio version:

Your editor failed hard in not titling the article “HBOMax Really Wants to Taste It Again.”

As a breakfast food, nothing beats the crunch of a good waffle.

I have to assume they’re giant fans of CNN.

It does, but Wordle’s default share option does not include any hashtags.

Yes, the Kra-Van!

I guess some lines aren’t that blurred.

this will not be the first Golden Corral Uprising we see this year

I hope he keeps talking about quesadillas, because his pronunciation of that word is the gift that keeps on giving.

I made a “Gorilla Sawdd” joke on Reddit and I will do it again here, dammit.

Despite appearances, the book IS called “How to be Perfect.” The “t” is on the right side of the cover.

Granted, the context is very, very loaded, and that probably contributed to everything, but his delivery of the word “BANJO!” in whichever live episode of 30 Rock he was in had me rolling over.

FUCK NAZIS.

I still like 2 Knives 2 Out myself.

His name was Robert Paulson.