Your editor failed hard in not titling the article “HBOMax Really Wants to Taste It Again.”

As a breakfast food, nothing beats the crunch of a good waffle.

I have to assume they’re giant fans of CNN.

It does, but Wordle’s default share option does not include any hashtags.

Yes, the Kra-Van!

I guess some lines aren’t that blurred.

this will not be the first Golden Corral Uprising we see this year

I hope he keeps talking about quesadillas, because his pronunciation of that word is the gift that keeps on giving.

I made a “Gorilla Sawdd” joke on Reddit and I will do it again here, dammit.

Despite appearances, the book IS called “How to be Perfect.” The “t” is on the right side of the cover.

Granted, the context is very, very loaded, and that probably contributed to everything, but his delivery of the word “BANJO!” in whichever live episode of 30 Rock he was in had me rolling over.

FUCK NAZIS.

I still like 2 Knives 2 Out myself.

His name was Robert Paulson.

YOU’RE THE GUY WHO NEVER PLAYED GUITAR HERO II.

It’s one of the ways you say “six” in Japanese. I think it’s the on-reading.

Oh good, someone mentioned That Pool, meaning I didn’t hallucinate it.

In a theater, it is certainly a projection. At home it may be backlighting.

I understand this is beside the point of the review, but Penelope Cruz ages very, VERY well.

Just in the headlines. The article itself is definitely focused way more on Hammer, so I don’t think there’s any equating going on here.