Republican party to Trump: “please remove your gaping maw from our dog whistle. You’re getting spittle on it."

At this point I think they’d be grateful to cram it back into subtext instead of Trump continuing to make it an overt, blaring, neon billboard in twelve-foot-high letters.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

What exactly do celebrities have to apologise for?

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

“Do you feel it appropriate for a 13-year-old girl to be exposed to the anatomy of a boy?”

I loved Bowie’s music, but a 14 year old can’t legally consent. He’s a rapist whether she liked the experience or not.

How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?

You should have written a longer post to help make your point

He only stopped typing because he couldn’t see the screen through all the spittle.

Without speculating to deeply, this kid is from Columbia, MD, a well-to-do suburb of Baltimore and DC. Affluenza season may soon be upon us.

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

Genitalia is better.

I mean, after I’m done wiping yes? Who taught this guy how to go to the bathroom?