“It was the 70’s!” I know it’s 2018, but I wish I could use this excuse for all of my mid-40’s proclivities. 

I think it’s more likely that The Good Place is a prequel to Parks & Rec. Eleanor is reborn as Leslie, Chidi is reborn as Ben, Tahani is reborn as Ann, Janet is reborn as Lucy, and Jason is reborn as Tom. Michael could possibly be Ron, which explains his many references to hell. Different universes, same multiverse.

And Ann Perkins was *literally* an angel.

Jean Ralpio as well.

I feel like there’s no way that Mona-Lisa Saperstein wasn’t expressly created to torture the people of Pawnee.

Surely this also connects to Brooklyn Nine Nine! UNITE THE SCHURVERSE!

I’d rather be lonely than raped, and I don’t think rapists can be rehabilitated. I think they need to be permanently segregated from society.

...on white people, maybe. and not all of us.

I HAVE WIND CHIMES FOR MY DING A LING.

JanetxJason 4 lyfe!!!!

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I love Jamil as I love everyone on that show but my heart still belongs to Janet.

I was just gonna wear jeans, while it’s still legal for women to wear pants.

All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.

The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

Who cares what they think? They wear shirts boasting about murdering journalists. Why does what they think matter one bit?

Literally everything a feminist does or says plays into their stupid narrative. Who cares what they think of us?

I am okay with this list too. The way that I see it, if my name was on that list, I fucking deserved it.

Women have been collectively treated like shit for centuries. Centuries.