This is like if my mom invited my abusive estranged father to dinner, except instead of dinner it’s my favorite series and instead of my dickhole of a dad, it’s Depp.

“I thought you were asleep” is worse because it means he knew you wouldn’t be OK with it, but was trying to do it sneakily anyway at a time when he thought you wouldn’t fight back. Fucking disgusting.

These lowlife men better be very careful - I for one am looking forward to the next time some scumbag tries something.

So I have an airplane groping story.

Not even no one was listening . . . they called him a liar and vilified him in public. Corey at least has thousands of supporters. It breaks my heart that this happens ALL THE TIME to women and men who don’t have the public backing or financial power to continue the fight.

He literally named names to the police and they did nothing! That’s infuriating.

I’m so happy for Corey. To me, he’s like the Rose McGowan of the boy set. He kept crying out, and no one was listening.

Taylor Swift gets to center herself in every movement because i guess

It’s. . . literally a competition show about makeup artists doing makeup application? The trailer clearly shows more artistic makeup and less of the traditional “beauty” type makeup (not that there would be a goddamned thing wrong with a show about “beauty” makeup, too).

Goddamn, the snobbery is real in the comments…

They should actually print this and hand it out in Congress, Alabama and in Evangelical churches. Ah fuck it, hand it out everywhere.

McAvoy better known as Professor FleX.

Well, this might be the final straw.

“But, are these white women with us?”

Thank you John Oliver, for being courageous. There are interviewers out there who won’t even stand up to a pedophile or the president who supports him and I can’t wait for you to interview Trump, any Trump, any Trump at all (through blood or through marriage).

Yes, but has she, at any time, deleted any emails?

O(kra) and she has all those bees.

I knew a guy who was one of her assistants, and he said that she took no shit from anyone. That sounds good.

Haddish’s Radishes and Other Assorted Vegetables

See, it’s good, to me, that we’re in the habit of asking every A-list actor who continues to work with Woody Allen why they’re doing that.

I can’t remember the last time I bought a whole album (ETA yes I can, Hozier in 2014), but I love this one. I actually just went on a 20 hour road trip all over TN for work and came back capable of ranking the entire album;