He’s holding it upside down.

Who’s the “you” here? Me? I’m not mad about that whole Trump thing. I think her apology tour has been one bad decision after another.

I don’t miss him.

Counter-point: She lied, got caught and is now acting like a petulant teenager over it because she sucks.

Taylor is the Slytherin that thought she should be in Gryffindor, but now that she’s there, she’s gonna embrace the brand 3000%.

That’s EXACTLY what I expected this piece to be about, since cats seem to like riding on those things.

I was thinking it would be great if there was a Roomba underneath, so it could at least make itself useful.

Those actually do exist. I’m guessing this is more for people who want their pillows to scare guests to death.

I find the head to be too chewy and gamey.

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

Right? Also makes you wonder how many years he did for sexually abusing a child?

Black reasons.

I tripped over that too. That’s not just uttering threats-I get that prison in the states is no picnic, but surely planning the murder of so many people warrants a bit more than 5 years.

Up to five years?

And white people are the race of peace?

I WAY prefer the term penisi for multiples. I shall try to work it into my conversations as soon as I can.

She will want to keep her kids away from my car then because every time there is dust or moisture that maniac kid o’mine draws a big ol’ schlong on it somewhere.

@ArielWray

I live in a large city, which means my child sees penis graffiti on a regular basis. He also is the proud owner and uncoordinated operator of an actual penis. I assume he will draw many penisi* in his lifetime. This is not a big deal 🙄.

Will anyone capture the Baba Yaga aesthetic?