Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

New details from the night reveal that Oliver got his rifle from the patrol car after another officer thought he heard shots fired from nearby the house.

I wish his obvious remorse (he looks like he’s been crying) was for his victim instead of his own predicament.

There are movies that improve with audience interaction (Fifty Shades, Magic Mike) and movies that do not. The talent is knowing which is which.

To be frank, it was really uneventful; I was prepared for them to say no way but apparently come with the facts, ask, and ye shall receive a less insane increase?

whoa, kate, way to bury the lede. please tell me more about negotiating your lease!

Rita Ora is a beautiful girl but there is not one striking feature on her face. Every time I see her, I have no idea it’s her. I’m faceblind to this woman.

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

Serious question because I am classless old-timey hobo who has never attended any variety of gala with my bindle: What....happens inside?? Is there a musical performance? Dinner? Do they listen to a keynote address? Are there mini Philly cheesesteaks as a passed app? They could seriously do the red carpet and just…

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

They say when you hear hooves think horses not zebras, and I feel like hmmm a successful black woman, mistakenly reported for years to be Muslim, responsible for making legal decisions that have surely pissed people off in the past, found dead during a time where racially motivated crime is on the rise.... I’m no…

Right after she died all the headlines said she was muslim, but the local NY news clarified that while her husband was muslim, She never identified her self as such. At first I thought, this is just another case of people judging by the name etc. Then I saw the family suicide news, and thought, how sad, that poor…

“Only two were true stranger rapes.”

As someone who works in a basement with ‘light wells’

“Basement under the orangery” or British code for “bomb shelter for when the moldy orange American wanker president blows up the world?”

I gotta say, watching the French election post Trump is a dread-packed endeavor. At least with Brexit I, sweet summer child that I was, could say “u fuckin morons.”

The degree to which sportswriters perennially downplay Serena’s utter domination of modern tennis is a scandal.

Ah yes, not only is it racist, but there’s the nice additional dehumanization of describing people of color as food.

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.