Oh Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, I do declare! That one sure was a knee-slapper! Suh, you are the livin’ end, I say, the vereh limit!

Cummins and the teenager, Elizabeth Thomas, have been missing since March 13 when the pair fled Culleoka (they were facing an investigation into their supposed sexual relationship after a fellow student claimed they saw them kissing in an empty classroom).

That poor girl. Shouldn’t news articles (and blogs) avoid reporting her name? She’s a complete victim here; why make it so easy for all future acquaintances and employers to see what happened with a quick Google search?

I reacted to this story in much the same way as the Frelee the Banana Girl saga, in that I don’t understand who any of these people are or what is happening, but I can’t stop reading.

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

It’s still illegal in NY?

Chip in a fiver, get out of the greys?

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

Actual Owen Labrie picture below. Not a pic of a palatable tv nerd.

Yes. It wasn’t enough to lure and then rape her. They really should have gone a lot further in damaging her credibility. What a stellar specimen of the human race.

My problem with the show is the fact that it never once discusses mental health.

Hot Take: They should have picked a uglier way to commit suicide. Blood in the water is romantic imagery

Why limit this to athletes?

This rule could really ruin some young men’s lives.

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

I always liked when he called out his band members or interviewers when they tried shit: