Drug using Muggles = Druggles

How lovely of him to be so frank and forthright. It takes a lot to say ‘I had some blind spots — or perceptual filters — and I needed help’. If one can ascertain this at a young age, how well it will serve him personally and politically. That there may be other ways of seeing and it takes nothing away from me to…

I said STEP for a reason.

So imagine my surprise when I read a detail about their split that actually caught my attention. TMZ writes that Affleck is “now dating someone, though ‘not seriously.’”

I think that means one of the the twins is a girl?

Aren’t “Kendall sources” and Kendall’s “management” one and the same?

It’s tricky though. The excuse they gave is BS, but since nothing has been proven in court it could open them up to a slander charge. Now that said, the orange jackass would have to sue to make it stick and that would let all sorts of beautiful things into the record. Still in any case anywhere for any reason I’d err…

Delicate little shit. Boasts about being a serial sexual predator, can’t handle being seen as a sexual predator.

Anybody else giggle when they found out one of the perpetrators was a woman named Juan Wang? Anybody? Nobody? Well...I thought it was funny...

Black girls.

So you’re saying Aaron Rodgers is available?

I almost like Bobby’s version of Kylie. Whoever is writing her now needs to find other work.

Kris’s going to snap him up. He’s going on to bigger and better things.

I just watched the ad finally. I want to know more about the cello guy. Specifically, where he got that pepsi-themed cello case and how much money did he drop to have the exposed brick in loft painted the same color and why?

Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

I am a mom, I really like being a mom. It is TOTALLY OKAY for anyone, and you specifically, not to be a mom.

Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and ignore the snark in this article and instead give them a thumbs up for including a trans mom.

“protest is the new brunch”

That kind of kills the vibe.

Please try watching this without choking up!