One of the worst things I've ever tasted. But I did keep it down.

I like Swedish Fish. I love Oreos. The idea of these together reminds of the time in elementary school when I ate a ripped up piece of cheese in chocolate pudding on a dare.

You’re asking a woman whose “Tupperware” is reused butter and plastic takeout containers.

I’ve had numerous awkward moments with coworkers, distant relatives and acquaintances because I’m not much of a hugger and have physically recoiled at times. Growing up my parents had this creepy friend who always wanted hugs, and he was pretty inappropriate. I'm fine if it's my mom, my close friends, or SO, but I'm…

As they say, there is a lid for every pot.

Haha! Brilliant!

When he went to Hawaii, you know, such a random locale for him to choose, and ate shaved ice with his daughters.

And I'm the founder of Apple. I expect my back pay anytime now.

It was an attempt at a joke, a bad one I now realize as SarsAttacks so ineloquently pointed out in their 3 replies.

I’m not sure. Possibly? I’ve had that pic awhile not knowing it’s origin from the press because I love it.

See, I thought he was offering to buy comes for everyone. But, my granddad used to give me $20 “for a burger” when I'd visit from college. I think he knew I actually spent it on booze.

I love the gif! I’m keeping it.

The aviators...the cone...the ca$h money. It’s Joe at his finest!

Oh no! Poor Kara. :-(

I’m sure you have this beaut, but on the off chance you don’t, you’re welcome. I keep him on my freezer door.

Same, Meryl. Same. I'm 35.

Yep, FB spoiled me right as I was shutting down to not be spoiled. I didn’t let my friends know.

Sigh. It was a bit of throwaway snark. A fucking joke. Clearly not a good one as it seems to have unhinged something inside of you worthy of 3 separate replies. I can almost hear your thought process...”And another thing”... “And another thing!”

That’s a really good point. And I agree with you. However, Matt Lauer sounded more snide when mentioning it, rather than thoughtful or questioning to me, because Matt Lauer.

As a Bears fan, I can tell you I give zero fucks about Kristin Cavallari or her worthless husband.