In the mid-90s I worked at a chain record store and my manager was always on us about shoplifters, mainly those of color. If Latino or Black teens came in he’d try to make me go follow them around. I was 16, and just worked seasonal so I mainly ignored him. Most of the teens he’d want me to follow were classmates of…

She’s one of my faves. I loved watching reruns of The Patty Duke show on Nick at Nite, and as Neely in Valley of the Dolls she was superb. As a person who struggles with Bipolar, she is a hero. Here’s a moment of silence for you, Patty.

Hoping for it with everything I can cross! As of the end of book 5 that psychotic shitball is still alive. I want him to be ripped apart by a Wun Wun, eaten alive by Ghost, my ideal death would be him shackled to one of those big Xs as a flayed man and used as a rallying battle flag.

I love that D’arcy is still like, NOPE!

Same here. I hate being outside at night in the summer because I always come home with dozens of bites. Even when I use OFF or similar bug sprays and am around citronella. Even as a kid I’d get eaten alive and everyone else would be fine. In other words, fuck mosquitos and kill them all.

My aunt had the same surgery as your mom for the same reasons. It’s something I'll probably have to do too later on down the road.

“...before being signed by Gov. Pat McCrory hours later, noting that it was ‘passed by a bipartisan majority to stop this breach of basic privacy and etiquette.’”

They probably put more of an effort into still locating and fucking with Vietnam-era draft dodgers (you know, the normal, non-connected or wealthy ones) than they did into locating this piece of sewer lint.

There is also a Le Colonial in Chicago serving “upscale French-Vietnamese cuisine”.

I’m Bipolar and I dumped 2 shitty friends for absolutely valid reasons. It was a couple of years ago and I’ve no regrets. In fact, cutting them out of my life was a smart decision when it came to my emotional well-being.

I saw one of these commercials today and nearly died from second hand embarrassment. Then I realized she probably made more for one kitty litter shill than I'll make all year and I felt a little better, then worse.

Ted Cruz is probably like that monster husband from Sleeping With the Enemy and has a shitfit if the labels aren’t turned to the front.

Well, since Republican voters go out of their way to shoot themselves in the face and vote against their best interests, it seems appropriate their chosen congressmen will do the same.

If I didn't hate him so much, I'd probably feel second hand embarrassment for him. But, fuck him, this is hilarious.

Bye, Anita!

I don’t know a single person planning to vote for Alvarez. Not that I know tons of people, but I take it as a good sign she’s gonna be voted out.

I HATE that song “Never Ever” by All Saints. I worked at a country club pool snack bar the summer it was popular and it came on the radio station I had to play no less than 7 times everyday throughout my 8 hour shifts flipping burgers for snotty rich kids in 90 degree heat. Then I get to college and my dorm mate…

Solidarity on CTA bathroom emergencies from one end of the city to the other. Cheers!

I’m off the Brown line. The irony has never been lost on me in these situations.