Can the Obamas just be our First Family indefinitely, provided they’d want to? Politics aside, their glamour just makes our country look so damn good.

I’ve had these moments, except on public transportation. Desperately clenching, sweat beading and standing, so not even a seat to help stem the flow, as I get 5...4...3...2...stops closer and then the “we are delayed while signal crews work up ahead”. And then sobbing internally and wondering, “will today be the day I…

Uh, what? I have a Pottermore account and it was free to create, do the sorting hat, etc and read everything. The only thing I’ve seen on there that costs money is the merch they sell.

Maybe it was North. Remember that time she got a hold of Kim’s phone and somehow managed to find and post a Kim bikini selfie? Plus I think a toddler is probably wittier than Kim.

I’m in Chicago and was going to do this, but was told not to because they just fill the empty seats with overflow Drumpf supporters. I’ll be outside protesting though!

I once read/heard someone refer to the TRUMP sign is the tacky lower back tattoo of the Chicago skyline. I worked across the river during the whole construction of that piece of shit building and it still angers me whenever I see it.

I’m glad she had a good experience at Willow Creek Compound. I know several people who go to church there, including a former friend and they are batshit, bible banging assholes.

My friend and I were talking about this the other day. She was adamant they’d move to NYC, but I was like, nope. Sasha is still in school and unless she hates it there (doubtful) they’ll stay put in DC a few years. That’s the kind of parents they are, even in the crazy universe of being POTUS and FLOTUS.

Yeah, a guy I’m FB friends with posted the trailer this morning bitching about how he’s worried it won’t pay enough homage to the original (really?) or that it won’t have any scary parts. He had several dudebros saying similar stuff so I had to chime in and say, “THIS LOOKS AWESOME and I can’t wait to watch the FUCK…

How about Korlaty? Kind of sounds like a laxative, which is fitting.

Isn't that called a premium cable subscription?

I’m also a survivor and have worked in SA/DV advocacy. VAWA is so vital and of huge importance, and Biden was a driving force. His intro was very poignant, and Gaga’s performance and the survivors on stage is amazing.

I generally enjoy all things awkward, but this...just...what?

Hers is my favorite look so far. I love it all, and the back of the dress is gorge.

Saoirse Ronan looks amazing. I rolled my eyes at the ABC announcer as well.

These kids are brilliant. Bravo.

Duckface 80s style. She was also in Troop Beverly Hills, another classic.

I’m getting ready to fire it up right now. I just got back from a grueling therapy session so I’m gonna drink a mimosa, take a Klonopin and enjoy the fuck out of this mindless corn fest.

They show reruns of Small Wonder on antenna station MeTV. It’s so bad, it’s terrific. Not too long ago there was an episode where Vicki the robot gets drunk...