Trump’s campaign couldn’t be worse if it was run by actual zombies.

And critical thinking!

Elections fraud happened in Oregon. And it was because an elections official was found to be marking ballots in favor of Republicans. I just can’t with this shit anymore.

Just gonna leave a happy little post about a dying person’s vote.

That kind of thing, yes.

“Well then,” Giuliani returned, “they never prosecuted elections fraud.”

Projecting just like The Donald, birds of a feather stick together.

Stop it with the “inner cities” crap, Rudy. You’re racist. Nobody said you aren’t racist. WE GET IT.

Hillary doesn’t need help from the dead when her opponents elect to run the worst presidential campaign in a generation.

Oooh, and science. Have her bring back science. Wouldn’t that be a treat!

“ taxidermic gopher”

So... is Hillary a necromancer? Cool! Maybe she can also bring back all the facts that Republicans keep killing.

Are these the dead people he’s afraid of?

lol, says the fuckstain who somehow managed to get elected in librul meccah New York City with all those dead Democrats voting against him.

FOR THE LOVE OF CATS WHAT IS LIFE?

“oh no sweetie put ur hand down, we are looking for actual physicians or nurses or some type of medical personnel, we don’t have time to talk to you” I tried to inform her that I was a physician but I was continually cut off by condescending remarks.

I rarely allow terms of endearment even with friends, family and familiars for this particular, dismissive, demoralizing reason. A friend and I used lovey and dovey but ironically because I went off on a tirade about lovey dovey bullshit and it kind of stuck. He calls me “dear” when he knows I am at the end of my…

This is The Concourse a sub blog of deadspin that has always been focused on politics.

It was right up there with “I shouldn’t have said half. That was wrong.”

THANK YOU for including the Hillary Clinton one. People seemed to be so confused thinking she actually/genuinely complimented his children. Like, no. They were her props in that moment. She knew it; they knew it; we knew it; the audience (who chuckled) knew it. Hell, people not even yet born knew what she meant.