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You are a real american hero

Because its usually true.

Because its assault dummy.

It sure is. Women still be hoes.

He’s not a homo, thank god.

Their immediate boss is the manager, who said nothing. His boss is the GM, Rick Hahn, who said nothing. This is over your head buddy.

Sounds like the coworkers are whiny bitches.

Nope.

who the fuck cares??

TUTORED dummy, TUTORED!!

sure dude.

That’s what makes a good pitcher.

who are the “rich white dudes” moron?

No, it would seem like you’d get used to it.

You don’t play sports, do you.

Apparently not

This black man and jew will never look “sympathetic”. Trust me.

That’s what pussies do.

You’re an idiot.