Your mom was coming for me last night.

Hey, knock knock jokes called, and said they’re coming for you now.

I thought the headline read “hot women” and got really confused as to where I was.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

I Am The Won’t-Rush

Great-another socially awkward white guy getting hired for a high-paying job in the Bay Area.

Oh hey there John Q. Nielson, didn’t realize you posted on Deadspin

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.