Nothing will ever be as....whatever....as this line from Kanye:

Yessssss YESSSSSSSSSSS THE TAKE GODS THIRST FOR YOUR HOT TAKES! FEED THEM THE “SHE WAS NEVER GOOD TO BEGIN WITH,” “NO ONE CARES ABOUT WOMEN’S MMA,” AND MORE! THEY NEED YOUR BOILING, SCRUMPTIOUS COMMENTS IN ORDER TO THRIVEEEEEEE- WHY DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT A WOMAN CRYING ON SOME OTHER WOMAN’S TV SHOW? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH…

Now THIS is a role model. Remember kids, the most important thing is keeping sponsors happy. Just wish some other athletes took notice.........

Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children!?

Thank you for putting it much more eloquently than I could have. Was it a good look? Nope, not at all. In fact, Barry’s comment about “if you don’t want us dancing keep us out of the endzone” and then being mopey when someone does is dead on.

For you.

That’s why, as we all know, it’s so easy to identify racists. They ALWAYS bring up race.

Yeah, and he should be criticized. But the amount of vitriol, and lack of focus around the completely SHIT job protecting him...I’m a neutral observer so maybe I’m having a hard time figuring out what it could be....hmmmm....why are people so against him....hmmm

NOOOOOO hrmmph hrrmph RESPECT THE GAAAAAME! JUST KEEP THANKING GOD AND BEER hrrmmppph yuuummmph ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE BECAU- oh my god HE’S DANCING AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I thought this was hilarious, not insufferable. His writing had my cracking up in my office. I think he took a pretty crappy situation and wrote about in a really funny way

Did you really not get this?

Nice, now I can rest my eyes while I’m taking a 40 minute shit.

by wearing my Duke 2015 National Champions shirt and being extremely salty

Never fails to make me laugh...this one just happened to be during a lull in a client meeting.

Your mom was coming for me last night.

Hmmm +....

Oh hey there John Q. Nielson, didn’t realize you posted on Deadspin