And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.

Eh, I’m happy to co-sign any criticisms of the prestige press’s cloistered cluelessness, but in apologizing for having made too little of Trump, Kristof goes too far the other way, into making too much of him. Trump’s “message” isn’t “resonat[ing]” with “the working class” as a whole; it’s resonating with extremely…

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

Note: The first published version of this article mistakenly referred to Friday’s election as “tomorrow.” Because until just this moment, I thought today was Thursday. It’s only Tuesday. Fuck.

the Nets might want to consider not showing up.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Hey Timothy, Harrison Barnes plays for the Warriors not the 76ers. Golden state won. Thanks for the stellar reporting though.

Um Golden State won

Feast Mode.

>Bokondji Imama

Memphis doesn't have an NFL team...

It’s customary to put the defendant’s name second.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

You’d think they’d be flying high with that 4-20 record!

Andy Dalton is a clown for being too nice. Greg Hardy is a clown for not being nice enough. Enlighten us on the exact amount of cool a professional athlete should exhibit.