maybe growing up in the obama administration made me feel too safe

i really hate when people refer to certain parts of the ocean as shark-infested. of course they’re shark-infested, that’s where they live!!!!!

the original just makes me think of her evil phase in josie & the pussycats, the cinema masterpiece of our generation

you’re gonna stand around the president while he signs an executive order and you can’t even iron your best pair of khakis?

not every state allows you to change your BC, unfortunately :/

i would say he was upset. denzel put his heart and soul into fences and gave an incredible performance and this is how the academy treats him? makes him listen to a creep - who’s clinging to his equally shitty brother’s coattails - go on about how inspirational he is?

as another commenter said, there’s a difference between reimbursing someone after the fact for their child care or just giving a subsidy up front to pay for it

maybe Ivanka can champion child care benefits for the families at army garrison wiesbaden in germany

my favorite theory is ivanka herself tweeted the nordstrom tweet, as drumpf was supposed to be in a national security briefing and she & the kushman are known to use apple devices

“capitalism and competition are opposites”

you can have all my they’re real samples from when sephora was giving them out like candy! it made my eyes hurt :(

too faced’s better than sex lives up to its name and then some. the original pink tube, not the blue waterproof. waterproof is bullshit.

oh absolutely - i don’t expect them to manufacture disco pants for my panza, but in terms of solid plus size basics, they could’ve made a killing. it’s stupid difficult to find just a plain t-shirt at like forever 21+ or something

lmao god i’m 99% sure its a porn thing

it’s... something, isn’t it

I said it before and I’ll say it again - plus sizes could’ve saved american apparel, but nooooooo

I look forward to working with you, but I also look forward to you coming to Connecticut and talking about the role of guns in schools.

dear god, so have I. cross-faded out of my mind at 1 in the morning. it was not fun returning to the car and explaining what happened to the snacks.